No Seriously, He Reads My Mind.....

I've mentioned before that Greg always seems to know what I'm thinking and feeling and I can't hide anything from him. I also said that he's gotten better since he's been learning all about facial expressions. Now I'm convinced he can read my mind....we had this conversation yesterday after I reminded him that my birthday is in 6 weeks:

Greg: I know what you want for your birthday.

Me: How?

Greg: I had an epiphany.

Me: So what do I want?

Greg: Not telling.

Me: A hug. Clothes. A big screen TV. (I kept listing bigger and better things but I wasn't right. So I kept watching Law and Order Special Victims Unit)

A few minutes later I remembered a conversation we had when I started my new job

Me: An external monitor for my computer.

Greg: Took you long enough!

Me: I dono, I don't really NEED one and its expensive. If someone said, "Here, have this external monitor" I'd take it but I don't think we should buy one for me if I don't need it".

I kept thinking about it for a minute. Silently.

At the exact moment that I was thinking, "I'd rather have a pair of really great boots than an external monitor" Greg goes: "You'd rather have some boots?"

No joke. Exactly the same moment.

He also likes to bite.

And he always feels cold.

Edward??